She actually seems pretty cheerful considering....

Red, white and blue signs, those seem unusually festive with what is on them and...

Wait a damn minute...

Aren't those RASTAFARIAN colors?

I give this picture an 8.3 on the ol' surreal-o-meter.

Nimrods.

Holey...

XBox 360 hits a Teraflop...

DUDE!

Custom IBM PowerPC-based CPU• Three symmetrical cores running at 3.2 GHz each• Two hardware threads per core; six hardware threads total• VMX-128 vector unit per core; three total• 128 VMX-128 registers per hardware thread• 1 MB L2 cache

But of course Sony hits 2 Teraflops...

WOW.

And it doesn't run any version of Windoze.

I'm putting my money on the PS3.

Representative Baker, your mike is on.

WOW.

Colin Powell gets a conscience...

"Former US secretary of state Colin Powell says his United Nations speech making the case for the US-led war on Iraq was "a blot" on his record."

No shit, Sherlock.

Taze-her!

"An officer shot a 12-year-old schoolgirl with a Taser gun and arrested her after she became disruptive at school, Cincinnati police said."

Oh.......Kay.

Watch out! She's loose!

BZZZZZZZZZT!

Did I mention she was TWELVE?!?!

Idiots.

So WHAT does F.E.M.A. stand for again?

Something about "Emergencies" or something, I think.

Well, duh.

"When your city is French in origin, and your Mayor and Governor are Democrats, and those most affected by this natural disaster are Black, don't expect much help from Bush"

Of course the Bush Administration is to blame.

After all, they're just evil, aren't they?

Aren't they?!?!

Oh, and the kkkhristians are blaming the storm on the hedonistic lifestyle of people in New Orleans.

Of course.

Well, they suck.

Any christians still reading this?

Nice belief system.

Your people suck giant monkey balls.

So does Condi Rice.

No, REALLY.

And of course the whole Bush Administration.
More.
More.

Oh, and get ready for more of this.

$5.87 a gallon?

No shit...

"Near Atlanta, a BP dealer charged $5.87 a gallon for regular unleaded, later telling reporters and his distributor that he panicked after almost running out a few times."

Here we go.