"I'm the only one in this room, professional enough, that I know of, to carry this Glock .40"

BLAM!

Officer shoots himself in the leg.

During a lecture on gun safety.

Let's see... Something witty...

Apparently "professional" does not equate to "careful."

or

Cruel, cruel, irony, we beseech thee to make us chuckle.

or

Now I get it, guns don't kill people, misfiring unloaded Glock .40s in the hands of a trained professional only wound people.

or

Hmm, shot himself with the pistol, eh? Well, bust out that A-K and see what he does.

or

Oh, hell, that's enough, here's the backstory.

Damn, he tried to go on with the lecture too.

I think he should get a nomination for a Bad Mutha Fucka wallet.