Mary Kate and Ashley...

Now we've all known for the last few years that the hollywood celebrity scandal pachinko game that they were gonna end up playing was gonna dump 'em out somewhere between Paris Hilton, Robert Downey Jr., and Karen Carpenter, but it's still painful to watch.

You wanna side o' ribs wit dat?

Don't these girls have minders?

Oh, wait.

They probably do.

Same idiots who pick out their clothes, no doubt.

They probably told them they were too fat.

While they were scoring them crack.

Sheesh.

Oh and here is the list of foods that Pro-ana folks think are OK to eat.

Fruit-2-0-Plus
Diet V-8 Splash
Low-sodium Broth

That would be the All-Diarrhea diet aka "The Smoothie"

Where do I sign up?

Ironically, my wife eats almost nothing but smoothies when she diets. Huh. Go figure.

And yes, I realize it's been MONTHS since my last post.

And I come outta the gate with an entry about anorexia nervosa.

It's just that sometimes...

Sometimes...

I think about the Mary Kate and Ashley that could have been, ya know?

Oops...

Was that out loud?

Shit.